SIAPA CHANTEK?

3 weeks ago @Duta Vista

Mr.Other half : Along, antara Mama Younch, Mama dgn Ucu...siapa PALING cantik?

Along : Mmmm....(sambil berfikir)

Mr.Other half : Siapa yang Along rasa PAAALING CANTIK?

Along : Ucu...(jawab dgn sgt perlahan)

Mr.Other half : Haaaaa?

Mr.Other half : Mesti la Mama yang PALING CANTIK...

Mama : Tak..tak..semua pun cantik *slap face*

Mr.Other half : OK, Along. Lagi sekali.

Mr.Other half : Antara Mama Younch, Mama dengan Ucu..Siapa PALING CANTIK?

Along : Ucu....Eh? Silap! Tiga2!

Mama : Tak pe Along. Ucu mmg cantik pun...*pasrah*

A week ago @PLUS Highway on the way balik Melaka. 

Mr.Other half : Along..antara Maya Karin dengan Mama, siapa lagi cantik?

Along : Siapa tu Ayah?

Mr.Other half : Tu Maya Karin (sambil tunjuk billboard InnerS*hine)

Along : Oooo..

Mr.Other half : Maya Karin ke Mama?

Along : Mama lah!

Mama : Terima kasih Along! *blush*

Mama : SAAAAYNAG ALONG! (peluk Along kuat2)

TERNYATA MAMA LAGI CUNZ!

3 days ago @Melaka after balik from kenduri kahwin Pt.Raja

Mr.Other half : Along, best ke balik kg pergi kenduri?(Mr.Other half xikut sbb ada class on Sunday)

Along : BESTTT!!

Mr.Other half : Along nampak pengantin x?

Along : Nampak.

Mr.Other half : Cantik x pengantin? Handsome x pengantin lelaki?

Along : Cantik...handsome..

Mr.Other half : Antara Mama dengan pengantin, siapa lagi cantik?

Along : MESTI LA MAMA!

Mama : .....*blush lagi..lagi..dan lagi*

Carta cantik bagi Along :

UCU > MAMA > MAYA KARIN, PENGANTIN 

OK la tu,kan? Lebih cantik dr Maya Karin pn dah patut buat sujud syukur tu;p Bagi Mama pun Ucu MEMANG cantik! Tapi..tapi..semua org ckp muka Mama dgn Ucu serupa. So, Mama pun sama cantik la mcm Ucu,kan? Hehehe...

Apa-apa pun, Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder (^^) n KIDS DON'T LIE

KISAH KASIH ABANG

Kisah Kasih 1 :

Mama mntk tlg Along jaga Adik sbb ada nature's call utk Mama. Dari dlm toilet, Mama dgr...

Along : Adik, ni KA-KI.
Adik : TAA-ENG!
Along : Bukan...KA-KI.
Adik : KAA-ENG!
Along : Bukan..KA-KI
Adik : KAA-QI!
Along : Haaa! Baru betul!
Mama : Waaaa! Pandai nya Adik! *cecepat keluar toilet*
Mama : Adik, Along ajar apa tadi?
Adik : KAA-QI! (baring sambil angkat dua2 kaki naik atas)

Along @2yrs, Adik @3days

Kisah Kasih 2 :

Mama cebokkan Adik Na'ém sbb Adik poopoo. Tp, Adik meronta-ronta mengamuk tak mau cuci sbb tengah syiokkk main. Mama angkut je Adik masuk toilet.

Mama : Adik, jom la sini Mama cebokkan Adik (sambil babab sayang kt peha)
Adik : NANAKKKK!!! NANAKKKKKKK!!! (meronta-ronta)
Along : Adik nah ni...Along bg kereta (campak dlm baldi)
Along : Adik jgn nangis, ye?
Mama : TQ Along *gluk gluk terharu*

Mama dpt cebokkan Adik Na'em dgn aman masa dia ralit main kereta.

Kisah Kasih 3 :

Adik Na'em koyakkan buku Along. Mama pun konon2 buat la muka garang marah Adik.

Mama : Adik! KOYAKKAN BUKU ALONG LAGI?!! *muka serius*
Adik : Hmmmmmmwwwaaaaa!!! *tangisan yg dimulakan dgn muka cembeng*
Along : Adik...xpe2. Along ade. Along ade (sambil peluk Adik)
Adik : Hmmmmmm *volume dh slow, peluk blk Along*
Along : Adik...xpe2. Dah, Adik mntk maaf kt Mama (amik tgn Adik, hulur kt Mama)
Adik : Mamaaa *suara merayu*
Mama : Adik jgn buat lagi tau! (sambut salam Adik)
Mama : Adik mntk maaf kt Along jugak. Adik dh koyakkan buku Along.
Along : Adik jgn buat lagi tau! (hulur tgn sndr, bg Adik salam)
Along : Mama, nanti Mama tlg gamkan buku Along balik tau!
Mama : Ye, sayang! Terima kasih Along sebab xmarah Adik.

Along @2yrs 5months, Adik @4months 

Alhamdulillah, Along syg sgt2 Adik nya. Mudah2an Along jd Abg yg protective utk semua adik2nya nanti. Amiinn!

ANGGUR PUTIH?

Pg td before hantar Along n An-Na'em g taska, Mama main beli2 ice-blended dgn Along. 

Along : Mama nk ice blended ape?
Mama : Ice blended strawberry ade?
Along : Ade2. Kejap Along buatkan, ye? *sambil drama2 masukkan mainan as the ice, buah, gula*
Along : Mmmmmmmmmm...(bunyi blender)
Along : Dh siap. Cuba Mama rasa. Sedap x?
Mama : Terima kasih Along! 
Mama : Gulp..gulp..gulp...*saje buat bunyi tgh minum air kuat2*
Mama : SEDAPNYEEEERRRR!!! *thumbs up utk Along*
Along : Mama nk lg? Along buatkan lg ye?
Along : Kali ni, Along buat ice blended anggur plk.
Along : Mama nk anggur ape? Ade anggur purple, merah, hijau, putih..
Mama : PUTIH? Mane ade anggur color putih? *mencelah Along  yg tgh berckp dgn muka confused*
Along : Adeeeeeee...Anggur yg dh bukak (read: anggur yg dh kupas kulit)
Mama : Hahahaha!!! Ooooo. OK! *gelak guling2*
Mama : Kalau mcm tu bg Mama ice blended anggur putih, boleh?
Along : OK!

Alhamdulillah...Semoga Allah pelihara kesempurnaan & kebijaksanaan Along Fateh & An-Na'em. Lama jgk kitorg main jual beli ice blended. Adik Na'em pn nk jual jgk kt Mama. Tp, last2 Along bg Adik Na'em jd pembeli skali dgn Mama sbb Adik buat sepah kedai Along;p 

Eventhough Mama hantar anak2 g taska, Mama still spend time main dgn anak2. Hntr diorg pn pkl 10pg..lps mandi, mkn, n main2. Seronok dpt spend quality time dgn anak2 (^^)

BESTNYA....

BESTNYAAA..

.....bila anda tahu bahasa lain selain dr yg org keliling anda faham.

Contoh kajian kes 1 : 

Nk buat suprise kt Mbah, Atunya n Family Kajang yg kitorg blk Mlka hari Selasa pg instead of hari Ahad. Nk packing brg2 awal, malas. Takut xjd blk awal. Padahal bkn ade brg nk kene packing pn;p Ms ni la nk guna bhs jepang. 

Mama : Ayangku, itsu kaeru no? Konya? (trnsltion : Ayangku, nk blk bile? mlm ni?) 

Mr.Other half : Iya..asatte no kayou..(trnsltion : x..pg lusa)

Mr.Other half : Naishou ni shiyo (trnsltion : diam2 je tau)

Mama : Haaaaiiiiitttttt!!! 

Bila Mbah sibuk2 nk packing2 lauk utk bekal blk Mlka, ms tu lah br bgtau Mbah. Suka tgk muka Mbah yg SGT2 HAPPY if kitorg xjd blk Mlka awal*priceless*

Contoh kajian kes 2 :

Nk decide nk g pdg UT*eM ke x ptg nnt. Tp, kalau ckp kuat2 awal2 nnt Along "kelesetan" menuntut janji nk g eventhough hari hujan.

Mama : Ayangku, iku no? fiirudo he? (trnsltion: Ayangku, g x? pdg?)

Mr.Other half : Mada wakannai..ii tenki nara iku. (trnsltion: xtau lg. if cuaca OK, g)

Mama : Haaaaiiittt!

Bila Along n Adik Na'em blk taska cuaca OK and both of them x cranky, br g pdg. Suka tgk Along n Adik Na'em yg kesukaan bila Mr.Other half ckp "Jom pegi pdg ptg ni!". Suka tgk anak2 berlari2 berkejar2 dgn Ayah nya kt turf hoki UT*eM *priceless*

Contoh kajian kes 3 :

Mak gossip in Javanese dgn arwah Mbah (Mbah Mama) psl Mr.Otherhalf dtg merisik back then in 2005. Sangat slumber  bergossip dpn2 tuan punya bdn (Mama la tu). Terkulat2 Mama psg telinga kot phm ape yg Mak dgn arwah Mbah gossipkan ms tu. The feel of being the topic of what people were gossiping about was priceless!

p/s: Menggunakan bhs lain yg org sekeliling xphm utk tujuan mengumpat adalah BERDOSA. Sekian.

"AYAH, BETUL KE AYAH NYANYI TU?"

Disebabkan An-Na'em dh pandai "menyanyi" ABC/ Twinkle2 Little Star/ Baa Baa Black Sheep (melodinya sama, lyrics kasi tukar juga), Mr.Other half pn excited la nk menyanyi dgn An-Na'em.

"Twinkle twinkle little star,

How I wonder what u are,

Up above the SKY so high,

Like a diamond in the sky..."

Sekali Along g potong Mr.Other half punya nyanyian daaa..

Along : Ayah, Betul ke Ayah nyanyi tu?

Mr.Other half : Betul la. 

Mr.Other half : Mama, betul la, kan? *mntk kepastian*

Along : Bukan kan Mama?

Mama : Mcm silap sikit Abg nyanyi td.

Mr.Other half : Ye ke? Habis yg betulnya mcm mana?

Mama plk tunjuk skill nyanyi. Mama bab2 nyanyi lagu2 nursery rhymes ni mmg power suke! Al-maklumlah, selalu sgt temankan anak2 tgk nursery rhymes kt YouT*ube.

Along : HAAA..Baru la betul!

Mr.Other half : Alaaa...silap sikit je..

Mama : Ha ah. Tp, bunpoutekini (grammatically) xsalah pon.

Mr.Other half : OK lah. Ayah nyanyi blk yg betul2.

And, we sang together the real version happily! 

ABC & INCY WINCY SPIDER

Adik Na'em sudah pandai "nyanyi"! 2 lagu buat ms ni.

ABC and INCY WINCY SPIDER.

Yg ABC tu since 2weeks ago. First time dgr, Mama adalah SANGAT EXCITED! Owh...dgn tangkasnya Mama grabbed Mr. Other half nye handset n record nyayian merdu adik Na'em. Melodi ada, lyrics NADA! Just, "aik..aik..ta..blawp...aik...che...blawp..." (melodi : "ABC") At first i thought it was "TWINKLE2 LITTLE STAR" (yela, lagu "ABC", "TWINKLE2" dgn "BAA, BAA, BLACK SHEEP" nye melodi sama je, kan?). Tp bila Mama perati, he will ONLY "sing" that song when he reads book/ flip through mags/ konon2 reads news paper. So, i took it as "ABC" song ^^ 

The 2nd song is INCY WINCY SPIDER! It was yesterday. VERY COMELLLLSSS!! The way he sang it , "acheqa..cheqa..che..aik..aik..aik..che..tah.."(melodi : "incy wincy spider")  Adik Na'em menyanyi ms tgh main dgn Mama. Mula2 tu mcm susah jgk la nk tangkap lagu apa yg An-Na'em nyanyi coz An-Na'em nyanyi byk pause n suka hati lyrics nk sebut apa. But, being a mother, of course lah u'll know what he's trying to sing, kan? Lain kali An-Na'em nyanyi "incy wincy spider" lg Mama nk record.

OK. Ada ms nnt Mama tepek lagu "ABC" yg An-Na'em nyanyi,k?

p/s: Lyrics boleh berubah mengikut sedap bunyi adik Na'em, but melodinya tetap sama ;p

LAKSA JOHOR

Td on the way hntr anak2 g nursery, Mama dgr IKIM.FM. Mama mmg suka dgr IKIM pg2. Halwa telinga to boost up our iman&be a positive insan. Ada Topik Warna Pagi. Ada Slot Suri (Hari Rabu plg best sbb Slot Suri dgn Prof. Dr. Muhaya). Hari Jumaat xde Slot Suri. Ade Slot bersama Master Chef Sabri. Sgt2 best. 

Eh? Dah jd mcm entry promosi IKIM.FM plk ye? xpe. Promosi pn promosi lah. Benda baik elok dikongsi, kan? Tp, MMG SERIOUSLY BEST LA IKIM.FM pagi2. Hari2 dgr, hari2 boleh muhasabah diri. Tp kalau xdgr pn kene jgk muhasabah diri utk kita jd yg lebih baik^^

Aaa...yg Mama nk cerita ni, td dgr Slot dgn Master Chef Sabri. Ada la this 1 caller ni tanya psl mcm mana nk buat "Laksa Johor". Master Chef Sabri pn bgtau la, "Laksa Johor ni, kita kena hidang dgn spaghetti"  (Haaa..baru Mama teringat, seumur hidup 28tahun ni, Mama baru pernah sekali je mkn Laksa Johor kt Johor rumah Pak Ata yg Mak Ata masak untuk org "baraan" (read : bara-an) Mmg la SUPER YUMMYLICIOUS rasa nye)

OK, statement Master Chef Sabri menyebabkan Mama terfikir; 

1. Kenapa ye..Laksa Johor tu kena guna spaghetti as dia punya mee? 

2. Siapa agaknya yg cipta Laksa Johor? Org Johor sendiri kah? Mat Saleh yg berkahwin dgn org Johor yg teringin nk mkn spaghetti tp nk modify cara mkn speghetti ikut selera kampung kah? Atau org Johor yg study oversea yg teringin mkn laksa kt oversea tp xde jual mee kt oversea terpaksa dia guna spaghetti gantikan mee kah?

*Laksa Johor*

 *Laksa Penang*

*Laksa Sarawak*

*Laksam*

Apa2 pun, ALLAH Ta'ala Maha Hebat sbb bg cetusan idea kpd pencipta pertama Laksa Johor. Laksa Johor mmg SEDAP! Errr..Laksa Penang (kegemaran Atu-nya) pn sedap juge . Laksam pn sodappppp!!! Laksa Sarawak je belum pernah rasa. 

p/s: Eh? Dkt pasar malam xde ke jual Laksa Johor ye? Teringin plk nk mkn....

p/p/s : All pics are googled.